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THE BRAND

BITCH PLEASE is a family-owned, bold as hell beauty brand that exists to shake up the beauty industry. But don’t let the “family owned” label fool you, this business is anything but family friendly.

We’re here for humour, risk, and high quality products that refuse to blend in. Our mission? To give everyday people the chance to shop beauty with a healthy dose of style, honesty, sass, and a little bit of danger.

The world doesn’t need more beige. That’s why we’re flipping the script with vibrant nail polish and beauty products that dare to stand out. No sugar coating, no fluff, just real, raw fun.

BITCH PLEASE is for the ones who roll their eyes at “prim and proper.” You’ve got edge, and so do we.

THE FOUNDERS

BITCH PLEASE was born poolside, with a cocktail in one hand and an idea in the other.

Kim and Lindsey — a mother-daughter hairdresser duo with attitude to spare — were chilling by the water one sunny afternoon when they decided the beauty world was due for a shake-up. They wanted to make something risky, devious, and just plain fun.

So they did.

Callum joined the chaos soon after, and together, the trio turned that wild idea into a full-blown brand — one that screams personality and doesn’t apologize for it.

They’re unapologetically quirky, a little bit rebellious, and totally obsessed with great beauty products. Each founder brings their own flavour: Kim’s no-bullshit wisdom, Lindsey’s creative fire, and Callum’s sharp wit and strategy. Together, they’re the perfect storm.

And trust us — they’re just getting started.

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