THE BRAND
BITCH PLEASE is a family-owned, bold-as-hell beauty brand that exists to shake up the beauty industry. But don’t let the “family-owned” label fool you — this business is anything but family-friendly.
We’re here for humour, risk, and high-quality products that refuse to blend in. Our mission? To give everyday people the chance to shop beauty with a healthy dose of style, honesty, sass, and a little bit of danger.
The world doesn’t need more beige. That’s why we’re flipping the script with vibrant nail polish and beauty products that dare to stand out. No sugar-coating, no fluff — just real, raw fun.
BITCH PLEASE is for the ones who roll their eyes at “prim and proper.” You’ve got edge — and so do we.
THE FOUNDERS
BITCH PLEASE was born poolside, with a cocktail in one hand and an idea in the other.
Kim and Lindsey — a mother-daughter hairdresser duo with attitude to spare — were chilling by the water one sunny afternoon when they decided the beauty world was due for a shake-up. They wanted to make something risky, devious, and just plain fun.
So they did.
Callum joined the chaos soon after, and together, the trio turned that wild idea into a full-blown brand — one that screams personality and doesn’t apologize for it.
They’re unapologetically quirky, a little bit rebellious, and totally obsessed with great beauty products. Each founder brings their own flavour: Kim’s no-bullshit wisdom, Lindsey’s creative fire, and Callum’s sharp wit and strategy. Together, they’re the perfect storm.
And trust us — they’re just getting started.
